I Hate Flying.

The title says it all. So while I was waiting for a connecting flight, I made some doodles and wrote a list. Here it is:

1. I hate people who gather around the entrance of the plane to board, when it isn’t even close to their turn.

2. I hate waiting.

3. I hate turbulence.

4. I hate people who bring deli meats and cheeses to make sandwiches on the plane.

5. I hate people who think its okay to laugh out loud at the book they are reading.

6. I hate people who order tomato juice.

7. I hate people who insist on sharing their life stories.

8. I hate people who think the rules don’t apply to them.

8. I hate pretty flight attendants.

9. I hate when people turn the lights on.

10. I hate when people close their windows.

11. I hate landing.

12. I hate that everyone seems so comfortable when I can hardly breath, let alone move.

This list portrays me as an angry person. I can assure you, that is not the case. There are a few things I do enjoy about flying:

1. I love seeing tiny cars zip around.

2. I love looking at patterned fields of crops from high above.

3. I love going to new and fantastic places.

4. I love flying over, near, and through clouds.

See, I’m not completely full of hate. Just mostly…

Also, Happy Thanksgiving!